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February 2019
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Fuck My Life


The Flying Chicken

Be sure to check out PFM’s latest design, The Flying Chicken.

West Virginia Ninja

Apparently this guy is very popular with the kids. Enjoy!

Keep F-ing That Chicken ...

Whether he meant to say it or not, what the hell does it mean?

Is this phrase meant to be used as a general insult?

Is it directed at Nick because Nick has a reputation for f-ing chickens?

Or is it a euphemism for “I like nice weather”?

And what did he mean by the statement “It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick”? Why would it take a tough man to make a tender forecast? And what exactly is a ‘tender’ forecast?

Bizarre. Just Bizarre.

Thanks and shouts for this submission from a P Free Fan® in Arkansas

P Free Fan Submissions - Weekend Roundup

Puppet Free’s Fan base continues to grow at a breakneck pace. Friends of Puppet Free have started up support groups across America and the world. Based on our mail, we seem to have a huge following in Russia (спасибо!).

We’ve sorted through the mail and pulled out our favorites. Feel free to submit anything you like via the comment box below.

And Enjoy!
The submission above ↑ from a P Free Fan® in Texas is reminiscent of another pic we got awhile back from our friends in Texas.

They call this the “Dallas Hello!”↓
Dallas Hello

Stranger accused of slapping crying child at store:

Stone Mountain, Ga. (AP) — Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler’s mother to keep her quiet.

A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: “See, I told you I would shut her up.”

Authorities say the girl and her mother were shopping Monday when the toddler began crying. The police report says Stephens approached the mother and said, “If you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you.”

Submitted from a P Free Fan® in California

The whistles go…. whoo whoo!

And this item from awhile back, the sounds of Oakland:

Submitted from another P Free Fan® in California

And finally, these two pieces from a P Free Fan® in Arkansas:

First, we learn that Montgomery, Alabama station WSFA12 is amazed that a flat-bottomed broom can stand up. Fascinating!

Mysterious Broom Stands Up – Watch more Funny Videos
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