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More Bad Paintings Of Barack Obama

If you thought the ‘Paintings of Obama with Unicorns‘ site was just too weird, too disrespectful, or too emotionally touching to endure, perhaps you’ll be more enchanted with this feature from iamchriscollins:

‘Bad Paintings Of Barack Obama‘

When you get to the site, click the pics to move forward. Enjoy!

Keep F-ing That Chicken - Redux

One of the goals of Puppet Free Media is to quickly act on phrases that catch fire and capitalize on them. Phrases like: “Don’t taze me, bro!” or “I’ve got a wide stance” or “Once again, I’ve made an ASS of myself” or “Stop trashin’ my scene man!” or the endless supply of one-liners from our old friend, the Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf.

As we were setting up our Puppet Free Media T-shirts and Accessories site (see right sidebar), we got wind of the now infamous phrase “Keep fucking that chicken” and planned to create t-shirts. Sadly though, somebody beat us to it. Oh well, we’ve got a great chicken graphic and we’re planning to go for it anyway. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, please buy our tote bags, tee shirts, and accessories. Thanks!

Keep F-ing That Chicken ...

Whether he meant to say it or not, what the hell does it mean?

Is this phrase meant to be used as a general insult?

Is it directed at Nick because Nick has a reputation for f-ing chickens?

Or is it a euphemism for “I like nice weather”?

And what did he mean by the statement “It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick”? Why would it take a tough man to make a tender forecast? And what exactly is a ‘tender’ forecast?

Bizarre. Just Bizarre.

Thanks and shouts for this submission from a P Free Fan^® in Arkansas

P Free Fan Submissions - Weekend Roundup

Puppet Free’s Fan base continues to grow at a breakneck pace. Friends of Puppet Free have started up support groups across America and the world. Based on our mail, we seem to have a huge following in Russia (спасибо!).

We’ve sorted through the mail and pulled out our favorites. Feel free to submit anything you like via the comment box below.

And Enjoy!

The submission above ↑ from a P Free Fan^® in Texas is reminiscent of another pic we got awhile back from our friends in Texas.

They call this the “Dallas Hello!”↓

Stranger accused of slapping crying child at store:

Stone Mountain, Ga. (AP) — Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler’s mother to keep her quiet.

A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: “See, I told you I would shut her up.”

Authorities say the girl and her mother were shopping Monday when the toddler began crying. The police report says Stephens approached the mother and said, “If you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you.”

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Submitted from a P Free Fan^® in California

The whistles go…. whoo whoo!

And this item from awhile back, the sounds of Oakland:

Submitted from another P Free Fan^® in California

And finally, these two pieces from a P Free Fan^® in Arkansas:

First, we learn that Montgomery, Alabama station WSFA12 is amazed that a flat-bottomed broom can stand up. Fascinating!

Mysterious Broom Stands Up – Watch more Funny Videos
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Obama & Unicorns

Many P-Free Fans^® have contacted us to ask, “Where can I find posters of President Obama naked with unicorns?”

Some were more specific, “If I have a hankering for a picture of Obama, Stalin, a Unicorn, and Hugh Laurie all together what resources do I have other than peering into my own twisted mind?”

Well P-Free Friends^®, your search is over. We have scoured the limits of human imagination and found a site that gives you what you yearn for.

Behold!

This Is What the Bear Probably Looked Like

Yes, this report is intended to be funny. But it’s a real story … and actually was reported by Todd Meany at WJW Fox 8 Cleveland. According to Meany’s profile, he plays harmonica and sings with his band, Ace Molar. His favorite movies are “The Blues Brothers” and “Caddyshack.” His favorite food items are the turkey sandwich at Panini’s and the carnitas burrito from Chipotle.

This piece will probably go on Meany’s audition reel for The Daily Show.

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Keep F-ing That Chicken - Redux

Keep F-ing That Chicken ...

P Free Fan Submissions - Weekend Roundup

Stranger accused of slapping crying child at store:

The whistles go…. whoo whoo!

Obama & Unicorns

This Is What the Bear Probably Looked Like

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