October « 2009 « Puppet Free Media

If You Don't Buy a Trailer From Me, It Ain't Gonna Hurt My Feelings

If you’re in Alabama and in need of housing, you might wanta give the folks at Cullman Liquidation a call.
At least they know how to make impactful commercials.

No Kebabs For Me, Thanks

Next time your at the Blackpool Promenade in Lancashire you might want to avoid Funny Boyz, cause it sounds like there ain’t nothing funny going on there (from the Daily Mail):

The prosecution in the 2007 trial alleged that Jordanian immigrant Mr Albattikhi, who owned Funny Boyz fast food shop in Blackpool, strangled the teenager after having sex with her.

Police started a murder inquiry when David Cassidy, a former friend of Mr Albattikhi, said the accused’s brother had told him the schoolgirl had been strangled and chopped up.

(I’m guessing they don’t mean the David Cassidy even though they, oddly, link to him in the story).

The prosecution claimed the murder suspect was overheard talking about having sex with the teenager and that she had ‘gone into kebabs’.

Or at least if you must eat at Funny Boyz, stick to the Jacket Potatoes and skip the Kebab.

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These Are Not the Pigs You're Looking For

I gotta ask …

Was Fox News concerned that some readers won’t know a pig when they see one?

So they had to point out ‘similar to the one above’ … but not him. If you see this little piggy at the market, he’s safe. Feel free to give him a hug.

Or were they concerned that the pig pictured might sue for defamation?

Presumably, the pig’s friends or co-workers could see him in this article and think he’s got the H1N1. It could be very damaging to his career.

Whatever the case, I’ve fixed it.