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Was Fox News concerned that some readers won’t know a pig when they see one? So they had to point out ‘similar to the one above’ … but not him. If you see this little piggy at the market, he’s safe. Feel free to give him a hug. Or were they concerned that the pig pictured might sue for defamation? Presumably, the pig’s friends or co-workers could see him in this article and think he’s got the H1N1. It could be very damaging to his career. Whatever the case, I’ve fixed it.
Frankly, this dude’s kinda creepy looking. But apparently he’s going around the world visiting people in their dreams. These researchers want to get in touch with him. So if you’ve encountered this face in a dream, be sure to give them a call. Good Luck! Found on the internet. Damn! That is one ugly cat.
You gotta love this story out of Australia just because of this woman’s lovely vocabulary (which was ****ing censored, but you’ll get the point). Gems like this one must make her a fan favorite at the local pub: “Clearly I had my seat belt on, so it’s impossible I’d be leaning over ****ing his ***** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a ******* rubber neck.” Nonetheless, her defense is pretty reasonable. Hell, who’s gonna give a bj for $5? “It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my ‘girls’ were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something … but $5 is a bit cheap for a **** job.” Even if you didn’t care for the language. You have to appreciate the Northern Territory style of giving places names like ‘Humpty Doo‘
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No Kebabs For Me, Thanks
The prosecution in the 2007 trial alleged that Jordanian immigrant Mr Albattikhi, who owned Funny Boyz fast food shop in Blackpool, strangled the teenager after having sex with her.
Police started a murder inquiry when David Cassidy, a former friend of Mr Albattikhi, said the accused’s brother had told him the schoolgirl had been strangled and chopped up.
(I’m guessing they don’t mean the David Cassidy even though they, oddly, link to him in the story).
The prosecution claimed the murder suspect was overheard talking about having sex with the teenager and that she had ‘gone into kebabs’.
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