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No Kebabs For Me, Thanks

funnyboyzNext time you’re at the Blackpool Promenade in Lancashire you might want to avoid Funny Boyz, cause it sounds like there ain’t nothing funny going on there (from the Daily Mail):

The prosecution in the 2007 trial alleged that Jordanian immigrant Mr Albattikhi, who owned Funny Boyz fast food shop in Blackpool, strangled the teenager after having sex with her.

Police started a murder inquiry when David Cassidy, a former friend of Mr Albattikhi, said the accused’s brother had told him the schoolgirl had been strangled and chopped up.

(I’m guessing they don’t mean the David Cassidy even though they, oddly, link to him in the story).

Or at least if you must eat at Funny Boyz, stick to the Jacket Potatoes and skip the Kebab.

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These Are Not the Pigs You're Looking For

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I gotta ask …

Was Fox News concerned that some readers won’t know a pig when they see one?

So they had to point out ‘similar to the one above’ … but not him. If you see this little piggy at the market, he’s safe. Feel free to give him a hug.

Or were they concerned that the pig pictured might sue for defamation?

Presumably, the pig’s friends or co-workers could see him in this article and think he’s got the H1N1. It could be very damaging to his career.

Whatever the case, I’ve fixed it.

Ever Dream This Man?

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Frankly, this dude’s kinda creepy looking. But apparently he’s going around the world visiting people in their dreams.

These researchers want to get in touch with him. So if you’ve encountered this face in a dream, be sure to give them a call.

Good Luck!

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Cat Found!

Found on the internet. Damn! That is one ugly cat.

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News From the Northern Territory

Allyson-WhiteA woman accused of performing a sexual act on a man when he crashed in Darwin’s rural area is outraged at the allegation and says it is “absolutely wrong”.

You gotta love this story out of Australia just because of this woman’s lovely vocabulary (which was ****ing censored, but you’ll get the point).

Gems like this one must make her a fan favorite at the local pub:

“Clearly I had my seat belt on, so it’s impossible I’d be leaning over ****ing his ***** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a ******* rubber neck.”

Nonetheless, her defense is pretty reasonable. Hell, who’s gonna give a bj for $5?

“It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my ‘girls’ were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something … but $5 is a bit cheap for a **** job.”

Even if you didn’t care for the language. You have to appreciate the Northern Territory style of giving places names like ‘Humpty Doo

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I'm Going To Be a Bitch To You ...

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Found on the internet. Damn! This is one obnoxious bitch.
But as she kindly points out: “i’m going to be a bitch to you .. unlike i am to most … ugly slut.”

I don’t know, but I’ve been told, when you use a small ‘i’ to refer to yourself, it’s because you have low self-esteem.
But hey, I’m no psychologist.

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